[High Praise! to Les of Brick Moon for tweaking this up]

Dear Mr. President,
Please stop selling dog-related products to raise money for your campaign. If you don’t, we’ll be forced to keep making fun of you.
Sincerely,
Everybody
[High Praise! to Les of Brick Moon for tweaking this up]

Dear Mr. President,
Please stop selling dog-related products to raise money for your campaign. If you don’t, we’ll be forced to keep making fun of you.
Sincerely,
Everybody
Yep just like the chicken make for me last night. He was delicious.
I think he prefers his pooch poached.
Every so often, to show how much he loves his pets, BHO give his dog a necktie. A Colombian necktie.