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Your Apocacycle™ awaits.
You may now commence nit-picking its design flaws.
I’ll start: no Plexiglas shield to keep the zombie-blood droplets from flying into your eyes and infecting you.
[via There, I Fixed It]
Your Apocacycle™ awaits.
You may now commence nit-picking its design flaws.
I’ll start: no Plexiglas shield to keep the zombie-blood droplets from flying into your eyes and infecting you.
1) no place to put bacon
2) can’t do wheelie, saw zombies, and accelerate simultaneously
3) no EPA approval sticker
mount the saw horizontally instead of vertically. Then you can turn the wheel and saw zombies in half.
It should have two guns mounted on either side of the chain saw to execute the requisite double tap rule.
I think a chaingun rather then a chain saw would be more efficient.
Double tap does not apply to chainsaws
Perhaps not Ealye, but zombies attack in groups. You want to be able to double tap the first few in your way, and then follow through with the chainsaw.
Not enough surface area to put zombie kill stickers
No second seat to put the fair maiden rescued from the evil
democratszombiesMounting the saw at that level is enough to make any red-blooded American male a little uneasy.
Taping a zed with that thing at any speed will throw you off balance and probably put you flat on the ground. Instant zombie chow. Stick with a good carbine, a katana and a trench spike.
It’s not motorized…pedal power sucks when you’re trying to make a quick getaway.
#10 – zzyzx,
Look again!
There’s a chain leading from the chainsaw to the front wheel, so as long as the motor of the chainsaw is running, you’ve got extra Zombie-charging or Zombie-running-away-from power available!
It looks like a gurls bike