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Remember when NASA could put a man on the moon?
Now they can only do it if someone’s got a steady hand with the frosting tube:
Scientists to hold bake sale for NASA
Maybe we should just nuke the damn thing before we lose the technology to get a rocket that far in the aftermath of a violent ape-uprising.
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UPDATE: Linked by I’m a Man, I’m 41 – who added the perfect picture to accompany the story.
It’s interesting that this “Sale” was supposed to have occurred last Saturday. I guess it didn’t go over very well since, not only had I not heard of this, but there isn’t a follow up story either. Mmmmmmmmmm, Moon Pies!
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Cupcakes!
Seanmahair is on it.
Yeah, I talked about this one on my blog a couple days ago. I couldn’t help but chuckle at the idea of a bake sale for NASA. I said to go ahead and buy the Saturn cookies and the Solar brownies, but don’t eat them…you can’t really trust baked goods made by people who calculate the trajectory of a rocket for a living.
Those ‘free’ cupcakes are actually day old cupcakes that went for $16.00 apiece to the federal government just the day before.
yeah, zz, but the “day-old cupcakes” then sat around for another 3-4 days and became moon rocks.
“Get your edible moon rocks here! With frosting!”
Mmmmmm, cupcakes.