Random Thoughts: Random Amnesty

Did all other president inherit a perfect economy and had a compliant Congress, or is Obama’s situation not unique?

People would probably be less anti-illegal immigrant if they were just a bit more apologetic about it. “I’m really sorry, but my country really sucks and yours is awesome and in walking distance. Couldn’t resist.”

It’s kind of exciting to think of what crazy, desperate things Obama will do as we get closer to November.

Obama is really banking on African Americans wanting nothing out of him other than having a similar amount of melanin.

It’s really mean what Bush did to make the Obama presidency look so impotent and feckless.

So are we at the beginning of A New Hope where the Emperor dissolves the Senate? Building a Death Star would create jobs.

If Neil Munro was shouting out permission for Obama to be clear, then that was okay.

New strategy: Amnesty for illegals, say we no longer recognize any country’s border, drill for oil in the Middle East.

I think the American President should be shouted at constantly.

I get the feeling that Obama would not be able to remain calm and fight back if his plane was hijacked like in the movie Air Force One.

If the president doesn’t want to be shouted at, he shouldn’t make public appearances. Familiarity breeds contempt.

So what did Obama do when he was interrupted? Did he collapse onto his fainting couch?

I’m not comfortable with Romney having the amount of power Obama assumes he has.

Dallas has the solution for our problems. We just wake up, turn on TV to see Reagan as pres, and the last couple decades were all a dream.

The worst part was how Neil Munro kept shouting his question over and over even after the president was clearly in tears.

I had a pretty good childhood, though half of it was spent trapped down a well.

So exactly how excited are liberals for another four years of Obama blaming Republicans for not getting anything done?

Maybe Obama will have second thoughts about subverting the Constitution if it makes reporters loud and scary.

Anyway, I’m for civility. That why I carry a gun — the weapon of choice of civilized man.

I also wear pants — also needed for civility — and a bowler hat — which is optional.

So what are we doing now? Just deporting half the family?

If you don’t care about something, ignore it. Otherwise you’re not caring wrong.

Maybe it was because of all the negative hype, but I didn’t find the ending of Mass Effect 3 that horrible. I guess I didn’t care about the last 10 minutes reflecting your choices because THE ENTIRE GAME reflected your choices.

Real talk on Mass Effect: The gameplay was the boring stuff between the dialogue and cinema scenes. To me, the main action of Mass Effect were the dialogue choices. The 3rd person shooter stuff was all rather linear and inconsequential.

Will the new Lincoln movie inspire the GOP to add vampire hunting back to its platform?

I find Father’s Day intimidating. I look to my father, and I have a long way to go still.

9 Comments

  1. It’s tough to build a Death Star when you just defunded NASA. Also, I thought light sabers were the weapon of a more civilized age.

    Effectively, refusing to deport the children must mean refusing to deport the family, which pretty much means not deporting anyone. But don’t worry, it’s not like the executive branch is responsible for enforcing the nation’s laws. . . . Hey . . . wait a minute!

  2. “People would probably be less anti-illegal immigrant if they were just a bit more apologetic about it. ‘I’m really sorry, but my country really sucks and yours is awesome and in walking distance. Couldn’t resist.'”

    Real racism is thinking that Mexicans are too stupid to make their own country awesome so they have to come to ours. When our country sucked, we fought a bloody civil war to build a representative republic…they simply ran away. Yet, we’re supposed to respect them? Umm…for what?

  3. …and then, when people still thought we were mistreating some of our people, we fought the even bloodier Civil War. Again, Mexicans simply run away…then bitch we don’t do enough for them in our country, which they came to illegally. Umm…no.

  4. I think the American President should be shouted at constantly.

    Who woulda thought that Frank J. would find himself in agreement with Sam Donaldson and Helen Thomas? Sam parodied himself — even going so far as badgering Ron and Nancy with nasty questions while Nancy was serving birthday cake to the President.

  5. It’s kind of exciting to think of what crazy, desperate things Obama will do as we get closer to November.

    * Pardon Jonathon Pollard and permit his exit to Israel
    * Create a false racial issue to motivate black voters just before the election — likely generated by Holder
    * Create a false international crisis just before the election
    * Forgive student loans or announce a reduction policy
    * Fund partial forgiveness of mortgage debt held by Fannie and Freddie
    * (I think the pot legalization is misdirection)

    I remain unexcited.

    Exciting: Breitbart’s November surprise. It will be revealed that Obama claimed to be Kenyan (or allowed others to believe he was) in order to advance his career — a la Elizabeth Warren. Remember how Obama’s editor “accidentally” labeled Obama a Kenyan? We’ll discover that his grades are not the reason for his secret transcripts. Donald Trump holds the same information (he funded private investigators). As a poker player, Trump will be in the catbird seat in November after enduring years of ridicule.

    Ponder on how an unremarkable black man with unremarkable grades advanced as quickly and far as he did, then look at how Warren did the same.

  6. So exactly how excited are liberals for another four years of Obama blaming Republicans for not getting anything done?

    Bernie Sanders: Obama needs a primary challenger….
    Obama: I blame Bush!
    Challenger: I blame Obama for not blaming Bush enough!

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  8. Obie’s illegal alien position is the same Sounds-good-means-nothing hype as his ‘evolved’ position on gay marriage.
    On the gay marriage issue, he threw it back to the states – and of course decided he didn’t need to enforce DOMA anymore.
    On this not deporting young illegals, the list of conditions any illegal would have to fulfill to qualify is harder than applying for a mortgage re-finance, and would of course force them to come out of the shadows, exposing their whole extended illegal family… so it sounds good, means nothing.
    Still grounds for impeachment, though.

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