[High Praise! to Tony for the link]
A new National Geographic poll shows that people think Obama would be a better choice than Romney to handle an invasion from space aliens.
Yes, of course he would… as long as they don’t attack America from the south.
They were clearly confused, thinking that he has antennae that will give him advance warning of an alien attack. However, those are, in fact, merely large, stupid looking ears. And, as with all things that could potentially threaten the citizens of the United States, one has to wonder which side he would be on in the event of an alien attack.
Not if the space aliens speak Spanish he won’t.
It doesn’t matter where they attack from; if they don’t have papers showing they’re in the country legally, they’re OK with Obama.
Goes to show how much people still really want Obama to be a good President, but the circumstances under which that could conceivably happen slim by the minute.
What a crazy poll. Do UFOs exist? You say you saw something flying in the sky that you can’t identify? Ok, I believe you. I think they meant to ask a different question.
And they match the Hulk against Batman and Spiderman in their ability to take out aliens? Seriously? I have lost all respect for this pollster.