[High Praise! to ThinkGeek]
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game encourages you to play with your meat. As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland, you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland, and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! So whether you enjoy your Bacon by the slice or by the rasher, Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game is the game for you.
I prefer the real thing.
My bacon goes straight to the frying pan. I don’t play games with it.
Bring it home.
So if you whup up on Mr. Bacon, is that considered beating the meat?
Thank you and good night.