Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…
Texasland!
Nobamaland
Paradise
Taxlessland
Awesome States of America
Baconland
The Country Formerly known as the United States of America. Or, Galtia.
… No Trespassing
Freedom Utopia. “Where are you from?” “I’m from F.U.”
@9 Kerkat
i can’t top that. won’t even try.
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… the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called New Kenya.
Seceded Territories Forever United (STFU).
Teenage Wasteland.
The United States of Awsome!
… the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called
New KenyaZombieland.…The Plains Nation or the Georgia Federation? Definately not the Monroe Republic…or the Obama Republic…or Obamaland.
… The Confederate States of America.
And coming soon, “How To Fix Everything in Freedom Utopia Forever” by Frank J. Fleming. Reserve your copy of “F.U. Forever” now!
The Free States of America!
@ FormerHostage
Well played sir…..
Heaven.
National Motto: Guns, God, Guts and Bacon.
Sir
Because the remnants will so be asking “Please Sir, I want some more?”
More!!?
WeShrugged
#12: Excellent
The kingdom Fleming
The new country will be called…racist, obviously.
oooh you mean what will the people there call it?
“Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.”
Is that too long?
Land of Liberty (LOL)
I’m reminded of the Monty Python skit, “What shall we call the Belgians?”
“Miserable, fat, belgian bastards!”
“Let’s not call them anything!”
Newawesomeland
Noparasitesland
Takecareofyuorselfordieland
Igotyourgubmuntrighthereland
Welcome, my friends, to Paradise Island.
America
#23
They would speak Flemish?
…”The Republic of Bacon.”
Independent Magnificent American Offshoot (IMAO)
West America
SanityLand
A Better Place (so when the people in the old USA try to come over, they have to say they’re leaving for ‘a better place’)
…”Nobamaland.”
….either “North Mexico” or “South Canada.”
…a republic again.
…”Nobamaland.”
That has a nice ring to it.
Republic Of The Free Legitimate Mighty American Opportunity
ROTFLMAO
@Kerkat
See what you started?!?!?!!
Call it Mu-Mu Land, and make this it’s national anthem… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_2Ty3FBRw
New States Fighting Welfare (NSFW)
I actually thought of your moniker when I typed that in and almost put NoMoBamaland, but that sounded too much like plagiarism, not that that has stopped me before.
@FormerHostage #40, but they would be SFWing
@Manolo #33, So nice they named it twice. 😉
Motto: We didn’t secede, we suceeded.
Mighty Immigrants Long Forgotten
MILF
America Sane And Prosperous
ASAP
Motto: We didn’t secede, we succeeded.
…The United States of Non Dog Eaters.
Motherland Of Freedom (and) Opportunity [MOFO]
And yes, technically it’s mofao but I’m sure that means something in some weird foreign language. I’m just trying to appeal to those out side the conservative base.
@FormerHostage
And I realize its a pg13 site so I apologize for what I started.
So I’m gonna stop before Frank J or Harvey bans me
The State of Being
(as opposed to the State of Non-Being, or Zombieland)
The REAL United States of America
plymouth plantation
…Intruders Will Be Shot, if you go by the signs posted at the borders.
…Ireland, but just to keep too many Brits from wanting to visit, or stay too long.
…The Republic of We Will Hunt You Down And Shoot You In The Face.
…Thermopylae Was A Picnic, Punk.
The new country will be called…We the People. Then we would have a President of We the People, the Supreme Court of We the people, etc..It might just remind them who serves whom.
The new country will be called…Bacon Greece (Do we get to march 2nd in Olympic ceromonies?)
The new country will be called…Old America
The new country will be called…The Reality Czech Republic
Bacon…because Muslims won’t come anywhere near Bacon.
TANSTAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch)
Home
(Quite frankly, I don’t care what we name it, as long as my home is there)
Anything we Goddamn want to call it!
New Original America…
Flyoverlandia… if you dare
Winchester
The People’s Republic of America… but they might confuse it for Lefty Land (old America)
The Confederate States of America.
The Conservative Republic of American People. CRAP
… the new country will be called, “The New Country”.
Freelandiahomebravington
mental midgets….what did they call Georgia or Tajikistan when they Seceded from the USSR? …..
States ARE their own Sovereign Nations..man if the TV Internet or Iphone doesn’t tell you no matter your education you completely don’t know huh?
Bushstonia
The Republic of Doug
Reaganslavia
(Obama’s America) New Albania
(Obama’s America) The Great Wasteland
(Obama’s America) Canada’s Vassal State
“I’ll have a Coke” land
The new country will be called The United States of America.
“No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.” -Michael Bolton (Office Space)-
Freedonia
Tunaland!
Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave… and… free..!
–vs–
If you think the country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!
(both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers’ “Duck Soup”)
The newly formed country to retain the name United States of America. Judging by the landmass and where it is, the new territories will be called simply, hungry.
The Independent States of America.
Even Better: The Constitutional States of America (or Conservative States of America). The initials CSA should drive the libs crazier.
We Escaped.
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Well armed.
Oh wait, you meant a name?
I don’t know. Something with “Sovereign” or “Klerostocratic” in it.