Now introducing the new Secreatry of State, the newly confirmed needs no introduction, he has soiled the name of the Purple Heart, bravely wet himself at the battle of Dratang, almost fought the chicken of ho chi mihn, and “swiftly” disparaged the veterans of these United States! johnny “lurch” kerry! Ayyyy
/Kermit
“Well, Mr. President, we know you wanted someone who hates America even more than you do, but that’s impossible. The best we could do is Kerry. He almost hates America as much as you.”
Sorry it’s early it has not teeth. I missed it. Again it’s really early and I’m not awake as yet. Perhaps I should refrain from commenting until my brain wakes up but like the current king and his court that could take awhile.
Now introducing the new Secreatry of State, the newly confirmed needs no introduction, he has soiled the name of the Purple Heart, bravely wet himself at the battle of Dratang, almost fought the chicken of ho chi mihn, and “swiftly” disparaged the veterans of these United States! johnny “lurch” kerry! Ayyyy
/Kermit
Go Lurch!
Go.To.Hell.
I think a certain Mrs. Clinton is jealous of how Sarah Palin looks in her glasses. Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust sayin
The best thing about Kerry is that he always carries a White Flag with him just in case.
@4. Writer…I had no idea Kerry was French.
@CTC. Heinz ketchup, French mustard . . . . he’s a regular Condimentleeza Rice.
@6 – “Condimentleeza Rice”
BACON!
“So who should we pick to replace the ol’ bag?”
“Well, Mr. President, we know you wanted someone who hates America even more than you do, but that’s impossible. The best we could do is Kerry. He almost hates America as much as you.”
“Do it.”
To make that picture really accurate the tiger should be white (as in surrender) and it should have no teeth on the after Hiltlery side.
Sorry it’s early it has not teeth. I missed it. Again it’s really early and I’m not awake as yet. Perhaps I should refrain from commenting until my brain wakes up but like the current king and his court that could take awhile.