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  1. Now introducing the new Secreatry of State, the newly confirmed needs no introduction, he has soiled the name of the Purple Heart, bravely wet himself at the battle of Dratang, almost fought the chicken of ho chi mihn, and “swiftly” disparaged the veterans of these United States! johnny “lurch” kerry! Ayyyy
    /Kermit

  2. “So who should we pick to replace the ol’ bag?”

    “Well, Mr. President, we know you wanted someone who hates America even more than you do, but that’s impossible. The best we could do is Kerry. He almost hates America as much as you.”

    “Do it.”

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