From the WSJ article:
“41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn’t demonstrate their eligibility or didn’t respond to requests for certification. . . . FCC rules on self-certification, and the absence of a national database of participants, made it hard to keep ineligible people from signing up.”
— I hereby volunteer, for even less than $2.2 bilion, to create and administer a program, but create and maintain no database of its participants. And to hand out money to people who want money; but who claim, without documentation, that they totally deserve it.
I’m now thoroughly convince that you can always make a play on words, Oppo. You have a gift! Now, have an Obamaphone and keep Obama in President, chu know?
“Hey, listen up, comrades — Obama’s giving away free cells!”
“Phones?”
“Not exactly.”
From the WSJ article:
“41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn’t demonstrate their eligibility or didn’t respond to requests for certification. . . . FCC rules on self-certification, and the absence of a national database of participants, made it hard to keep ineligible people from signing up.”
— I hereby volunteer, for even less than $2.2 bilion, to create and administer a program, but create and maintain no database of its participants. And to hand out money to people who want money; but who claim, without documentation, that they totally deserve it.
Yeah, but Oppo, you have to set your own price, first, like Frank. One Million Dollars.
Don’t want to cell out. . . I’ll work on straight telecommission.
“Everybody on disability got Obamaphone. Keep Obama in President, chu know? He gave us a phone… And he took it away!!”
Or something like that.
I’m now thoroughly convince that you can always make a play on words, Oppo. You have a gift! Now, have an Obamaphone and keep Obama in President, chu know?
There’s a ‘this is Peggy’one-liner waiting to be made. can’t quite get there…
$2 billion divided by 300 million is 6.66, proof that Obama phones are evil!
and $2 billion divided by 6 million is 333.333 aka 666.
O_O
So, a “free” phone costs $333 but my non-free phone costs ME about $900 a year…gee, I wonder why?