Pittsburgh is seeking a Homeland Security grant to purchase a new hovercraft.
That way they’ll be able to stop any crime that happens 4 inches off the ground.
Pittsburgh is seeking a Homeland Security grant to purchase a new hovercraft.
That way they’ll be able to stop any crime that happens 4 inches off the ground.
That’s because the crime-o-sphere is a lot like the biosphere: most of it is ±6 feet of the Earth’s surface, especially in New Jersey.
Hovercraft are known to be very friendly for the environment; they cause less erosion and leave less of a “carbon footprint” than any other vehicle. Isn’t that wonderful? That is until you look at the Fuel Consumption per mile which sucks!
maybe they need to transport eels.
hey, it’s just a federal grant. it’s not like it’s real money.
To be fair, per Doc Brown and Marty McFly we only have 2 more years until we’re due to have hoverboard skateboards. We need government to make them because we don’t build things.
Hey Jimmy –
In the case of Jersey it’s the governor and he’s 6 feet around.