I would never watch anything as demeaning as “Bum Fights.” But “Hipster Fights”? Sign me up for the Director’s Cut Deluxe Box Set.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
“Ima drop you like a Wes Anderson reference.” #HipsterFight
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
He was a poor country boy. She was a rich city girl. They never met, due to geographic distance and rigid socioeconomic stratification.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 20, 2013
If you pick Jigglypuff as your character on Super Smash Bros. I’ll see you in court.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) March 20, 2013
My sister hurt her back ending a fight at the inner city school where she teaches. Sometimes my office fridge is out of Diet Coke.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) March 20, 2013
Never apologize for who you are unless you suck.
— jon(@senderblock23) March 20, 2013
I am the Michael Jordan of using clichéd analogies.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) March 20, 2013
Hipster fights? That seems like something that would involve a lot of scratching with nails, crying, and introspection.