Intercepting the 3am Phone Call

You ready for a new Obama scandal? Of course you are. We only have like… well, I lost count two scandal ago. But anyway… the Obama administration ordered Verizon to hand over all its call data!

So Obama is just mass spying on everyone — me included (of course, I can’t even remember the last time I used my phone to actually make a phone call). Is this like legal? I didn’t think it was, but I’m just, you know, a guy who read the Constitution.

But anyway, I’m sure Obama will claim to know absolutely nothing about this as he has the last twenty scandals. He’s just the president of the United States; it’s not like it’s his job to know what’s going on in government. He’s just stumbling around the White House all day more clueless than a Joe Biden.

Hey, remember when the left were totally freaking out that Bush could possibly get your library records (but never actually did). I wonder what they’ll think of Obama actually getting everyone’s phone record. So the change in “hope and change” is that everything they feared Bush was going to do has now changed into being okay.

15 Comments

  1. Can you imagine if Clinton had tried Obama’s line with his scandals?

    “I found out an intern was blowing me the same time most of you did. I was watching the news and they mentioned it. I looked down and Holy Cow! there was Monica going down on me. I immediately demanded to know how long this had been going on. I’m as shocked and outraged as any of you .”

  2. How can any Obama supporter claim that his administration has any credibility left? All this had been going on during the first term, but conveniently was unreported until after the election! I call shenanigans!

    Seems like all they’ve been doing is illegally gathering information, yet they claim to know nothing about anything! How stupid are the people who buy this? Stupid enough to vote Hillary in 2016, you bet!

    And the cherry on top of this turd sundae is Susan Rice, the Ambassador to the U.N. who couldn’t tell the difference between a terrorist attack and a protest, appointed the National Security Advisor! WTF?!!?!?!

  3. And the cherry on top of this turd sundae is Susan Rice, the Ambassador to the U.N. who couldn’t tell the difference between a terrorist attack and a protest, appointed the National Security Advisor! WTF?!!?!?!

    Rice was brought into the NatSec position in order to silence her in the event she is subpoenaed…viz. she claims executive privilege against incrimination. Quite the malevolent win-win for Dear Leader. It has nothing to do with qualifications (or overwhelming lack thereof) or even the F.U. factor (though that IS a bonus). Just a straight-up legal CYA.

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