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  1. Governor Jerry Brown: What the hell is this?
    Head Democrat Toady: This is the bill that will convert the state aquarium for rare stinging jellyfish into the Jerry Brown memorial gambling casino for rare stinging jellyfish.
    Governor Jerry Brown: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of rare stinging jellyfish that like to gamble.

  2. I’m just surprised Obama hasn’t demanded a “path to citizenship” for them.

    Depends on their politics. How would they vote? I mean, they’re spineless, and that might mean they’d empathize with the current GOP leadership….

  3. “Really ? We can bring some friends ? That’s a mighty nice invite there partner, but we’ve got other offers.
    Here’s one from a guy named ‘Barry’ and he wants to fly us into somewhere called Sanford, Florida. He claims there’s lots to do, and everyone who likes our appearance & shade will be glad to see us in action. They said they’re “…going to throw us…”, but we think they forgot to add “….a party”. “

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