I’m woefully short of lolbama! entries for tomorrow (curse you, beautiful summer weather!) so if you’ve been saving any brilliant captions for a rainy day, I’d say there’s some dark clouds on the horizon, and I could use an umbrella.
Here’s last week’s uncaptioned:
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“I’ve been calling in Americans two by two to ask you to please let me be clear.”
“I’ve been calling in Americans two by two to ask: how much allowance money do you think you need each week if the government takes over your income?”
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[yeah, I know, but I didn’t feel like making the effort to copy the image and caption it.]
I’m thinkin’.
Might be a little later this evening, though…
“You two are the type of White Guilt douchebags I can use”
“I’d like help you folks, but White, Chirstian and Straight is not the demo my immigration policy is aiming for”
two in your inbox, harvey
good ones, mcdave 🙂
“You haven’t heard of the movie? Guy with two guns — like this? Mask, sidekick named Tonto . . . ?”
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak ‘Conservative’ let me get a translator.”
“The reason I’ve asked you both here today, is to discuss an amazing oppotunity I like to call ‘Amway Bengazi'”
“OK, your wife had my attitude towards press questions down pat. Now you try it.”
“Since we were reading your mail let me beat the Prize Patrol and congratulate you on winning the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. Now hand it all over and no one gets audited.”
I couldn’t decide whether the guy looked like Paul Krugman or George Lucas, so I sent one of both.