Random Thoughts: Photo ID, Fraud, and Mock Obama Day

I just saw on Drudge that the 9pm slot on FOX News prime time will now be filled by a rodeo clown.

The fact is it’s trivially easy to commit voter fraud when photo ID’s aren’t required and a small, vocal group wants to keep it that way.

“No one would ever commit voter fraud. Just look how honest we arguing against photo ID are.”

And I don’t get how Democrats go from screaming about voter fraud in 2000 and 2004 to now claiming it’s science fiction.

That’s not true. I do get the motivation for that.

Just don’t act like you think counting every vote is sacred when you leave fraud so trivially easy to commit.

“We must count every vote… and then some!” -Democrats

Voting should be at least as hard as buying a gun.

Maybe instead of voting, we should spin a wheel to make our choice. Might actually be less arbitrary.

It’s time to purge all the purists from the GOP.

Yo ‘bama’s so fat, he has to raid Taft’s wardrobe. #MockObamaDay

Yo ‘bama’s so stupid, he literally thought Biden was the smartest possible runningmate. #MockObamaDay

Yo ‘bama’s so ugly, they hung his presidential portrait in the kitchen to scare away the cockroaches. #MockObamaDay

Yo ‘bama’s so dumb, to get back at the NSA for spying on everyone, he shut down the shuttle program. #MockObamaDay

So where does the buck stop now?

It may seem weird to have rodeo clowns do political commentary, but keep in mind major networks invite Al Sharpton on for the same thing.

If you’re against photo ID for voting because it’s racist but for it for buying a gun, you’re full of crap and should be punched in the face.

I’m all for punching if it’s for educational purposes. #HippiePunch

“Let me see your ID… hmm, from your photo, I can see you’re black. No vote for you!” -what’s going to happen with voter id or something

I never heard of John Legend before; I assume he’s some sort of rodeo clown.

16 Comments

  1. I stopped caring about the “counting every vote” argument when I discovered that most states toss military absentee ballots in the trash unopened because there aren’t enough of them to change the outcome. I forget who said it, but the idea is that it doesn’t matter how many votes are cast, it matters who is counting the votes.

  2. “It may seem weird to have rodeo clowns do political commentary…”

    Remember the bad old days? When seditious comedians could go to rodeos and get away with mocking our great politicians in Washington?

    Damn you, Will Rogers! You never had to pay for your crimes!

  3. Each voting machine should print a numbered receipt just like an ATM.
    Each country should release an EXCEL spreadsheet showing every voter by
    number so you can validate your own receipt against the total.

    It’s not rocket surgery.

  4. MockObamaDay:

    Yo ‘bama’s so dumb he makes Carter look like a rocket scientist.
    Yo ‘bama’s so dumb he thinks a ‘profit margin’ is the side spaces on a ledger page.
    Yo ‘bama’s so dumb he thinks it should be easier to vote than to cash a welfare check.
    Yo ‘bama’s so dumb he thinks ‘free radicals’ is something to do with Gitmo.

  5. Every time I see them talking about voter ID on tv, I yell at them and say “SHOW ME ONE PERSON WHO DOESN’T HAVE ONE!!!1!1!!11!”
    …and they never ask the question….and the communists never produce one.

    wtf?

    Since you need an ID to get a J O B and to cash the check from it, simple solution, if you don’t work, you can’t vote, problem solved.

  6. We really need to return to the ORIGINAL process for Presidential and Vice Presidential elections.

    Whoever gets the most votes is President.

    Whoever gets the second most is Vice President.

    Imagine-all of Obambi’s mischief would have been lessened with a Republican as President of the Senate.

    Contrariwise, the Democrats would not be running for President-they are more interested in VICE.

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