Doctors say they’re seeing an increase in the number of women getting black market procedures to make their buttocks larger.
I don’t know… sounds like an urban legend: women who WANT you to tell them their butt looks big in that dress.
Doctors say they’re seeing an increase in the number of women getting black market procedures to make their buttocks larger.
I don’t know… sounds like an urban legend: women who WANT you to tell them their butt looks big in that dress.
Don’t see why a girl can’t wait for time to mercilessly catch up with her and super size it for her….
I learned a long time ago to stay away from topics like this. Still don’t keep me from getting on some women’s s***-list.
My ex-wife is Puerto Rican, and always complained that her butt wasn’t “big enough”. I always thought she had a beauty. Some cultures are just that way. As with breasts, anything more than two hands full is a waste to me.
That’s not something you need surgery to correct. A few milkshakes a day after high school will pretty much take care of it.
@3 – I tend to agree, but I’ve got REALLY big hands.
I think Garrett Morris said it best:
“I like the women with a big butt. Uh.. you know, something you can hold onto and hit with a car antenna.”
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78nwomen.phtml
J-Lo pudding?
If two handfuls are enough, do you avoid threesomes?
“Doctors say they’re seeing an increase in the number of women getting black market procedures to make their buttocks larger.”
Its a Trap!
walrskkkch, ah no. They just have to wait their turn is all. Though at my age, those oppurtunities have probably passed.
Not always the case that womens asses grow; i have noticed, very unscientifically of course, that women who tend toward alcoholism lose their asses like old men do. Witness Amy Winehouse. More research is needed of course.
@2 basil,
avoid all the topics you want, you will still end up on the list.
@8 “Doctors say they’re seeing an increase in the number of women getting black market procedures to make their buttocks larger.”
Isn’t that doubly racist?
walriskkkch,,,,Nice one Centurion, nice one!
The article doesn’t say why this is happening, but I fear many women are trying to emulate the Klingon FLOTUS and her wonderful muscles.
Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie!
Now I would not say a kardashian but is big. Mooschele’s gravity is causing global warming.
“Doctors say they’re seeing an increase in the number of women getting black market procedures …”
Doctors should stop being in the black market.
“Deaths from black market buttocks injections have been reported in Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Pennsylvania, Nevada and New York”.
51 more states and we’ll be making some serious progress.
Mooschele’s gravity is causing global warming.
No. It’s her “greenhouse gasses”.
FLOTUS FLATULENCE.
Nice one, Professor.
I wonder in the Black Market accepts EBT cards?