Is Obama going to be able to figure out what’s happening in time for his speech to explain it to us?
John Kerry is doing about as well as you’d expect if you made Forrest Gump Secretary of State.
So in Casino Royale the novel, Bond plays baccarat instead of Texas hold ’em — which seems to involve even less strategy than blackjack.
Basically, Bond is relying on pure luck to be able to bankrupt Le Chiffre, which seems like a bad plan.
Microwave Safe: A secure place to keep your valuables that can also microwave them, because maybe your valuables are Hot Pockets.
What I didn’t like about the short-lived talking car fad was how snooty they were. “The door is ajar.” Who talks like that? Only the LeBaron.
Some technologies seem to serve no other purpose than to really scare unfrozen cavemen.
A plastic iPhone? But one of the great things about the iPhone is how poor people are unable to afford one.
Don’t trust Assad or Putin, but putting them together and trusting them sounds like a plan.
I’m now a Starbucks Gold Member! And my parents said I’d never achieve anything!
How about instead of going back in time and killing Hitler you go back in time and give him a hug when he needed it most? #ThinkPeace
Told guy at Lowe’s I wanted a herbicide so powerful it would kill plastic plants – not because I needed anything that powerful; just because I wanted people to know I’m clever.
I just assumed Obama was going to give that James Stockdale “Who am I? Why am I here?” speech.
Oh, that wacky President Obama; what international issue will he blunder into and out of next?
Maybe he could say:
“This is not my beautiful house
Well, how did I get here?”
But that might be a little too honest and introspective.
John Kerry is doing about as well as you’d expect if you made
Forrest Gumpmy neighbor’s dog Secretary of State.FIFY
“Told guy at Lowe’s I wanted a herbicide so powerful it would kill plastic plants…”
Look for the Made in Syria stuff.
The president just voted “present”.
Oh, that wacky President Obama; what international issue will he blunder into and out of next? Tune in for tomorrow’s exciting episode of The Adventures of Barack for the hilarious results of the president accidentally declaring war on Latvia during a speech about the benefits of Obama Care.
I always figured if you could go back in time and get Hitler into art school when he applied that would do the trick. Coming along and giving him a hug after he got rejected, wow, that could be even better.
I wonder what tvtropes has to say on the subject? Quite a bit, actually.
Hasn’t Obama invited Assad to the White House for a beer?
Obama’s Smart power = Slack power.
This 1970 advertisement was made to be Photoshopped, and I hope you will find a good use for it:
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“Some technologies seem to serve no other purpose than to really scare
unfrozen cavemen.joey biDEN”. FIFY“Told guy at Lowe’s I wanted a herbicide so powerful it would kill plastic plants”
Ah Drano, aisle 6.
The occupant seems to have an uncanny knack to find the only people on earth more inept than himself in kerry, clinton. biDEN, and axlerod. Have to give him credit for that.
Did Putin call the occupant and tell him he got Pwned?
Now, now, there’s no reason to make fun of Forrest Gump, Kerry is like a box of chocolates. Squishy, wrapped in some sort of paper/plastic stuff and both melt very easily.
Is Obama going to be able to figure out what’s happening in time for his speech to explain it to us?
I’m gonna have to say that was a “No’.