Random Thoughts: Tea Party, Establishment, and Old Man Obama

“The antics of those Tea Party idiots are getting in the way of the absolute nothing we’re trying to accomplish.” -The Establishment

Why would I tune in to watch the president whine? I have a three-year-old.

By far, the worst president of my lifetime. And I was alive for the last 18 months of Carter.

“What I blame for the shutdown are bloggers, tweeters, hackers, Pokemon addicts, and childhood obesity.”

Quick, someone give Obama some pills for his impotency.

“And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling bloggers!” -old man Obama

The whole shutdown thing seems like getting beaten up by a terminally ill guy who would have just keeled over if we simply waited.

The Tea Party Republicans: “If you can’t do something smart, do something right.”

Hey, I’m to 14,000 followers. That’s how many you need for your life to start having meaning, right?

So is there anyone left who disputes that Obama’s skillset begins and ends with campaigning?

Obama is basically a salesman who is only good at selling that he’s a great salesman.

So the two party system right now is the Tea Party extremists versus the Progressive moron incompetents.

So we’re supposed to believe these people can handle complex things like the economy when HTML is beyond them.

As much as I love seeing the failure of the Obamacare website, the programmer in me just really wants to jump in and debug it.

And I probably could because I’m awesome.

9 Comments

  1. Come on Frank, they have the pretty HTML figured out it is the back end stuff that baffles them. They are probably using the beta version of the latest “open source” fad framework and ruby just went off her rails. Hey I see political arguments on my tech blogs so why not provoke a tech fight on a political blog? SQL Server RULZ!!!!!

  2. “So we’re supposed to believe these people can handle complex things like the economy when HTML is beyond them.”

    In three years, they wrote 30,000 pages of Obamacare regulations, Frank. That’s a lot of HTML to implement and a whole lot of copyrighted Javascript to rip off. Give ’em some time. We can wait. Indefinitely.

  3. I refuse to believe that my freedom of speech is to blame for his inabilty to execute the basics of his office. I havent posed anything on my blog in a long time, but you can bet this jackhole is going to get it now. If I am responsible for thwarting his will so far, then by God, he has not seen anything yet.

  4. 14,000 Twitter followers? Why aren’t they here? You should put up a sign that says:

    “WELCOME TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!! I know it’s hard, but it’s okay to type more than 140 characters at IMAO.”

    They’re probably all on smart phones and have fat thumbs.

  5. Barry was an activist [as a ‘supposed’ lawyer, he represented ACORN for sh!ts sake] and is/was always known as an ‘activist’ of sorts. We’ve heard that one until we want to violently upchuck large chunks.
    So, now that he’ out-ta that game, it’s worthy of dissing if He is the target.
    Got it, dude, 5 by 5, loud and clear.
    (See,… Barry is a primary example when you use the word SCHMUCK…)

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