Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows That $1 Billion a Day Is Spent Fighting Global Warming. The Result:

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A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:

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  1. A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:

    …Algore gets rich for making people feel guilty

    …taxpayers get screwed and don’t even get kissed

    …we get Public Service Announcements that interrupt the Golden Girls Marathon

  2. All that cold hard cash has interfered with global temperature sensor readings so the IPCC has wisely adjusted their temperature data models upward to compensate. The new projections clearly show that the temperature will rise by 1 billion degrees a year over the next 5 years unless we increase spending by 1 billion dollars a year to compensate.

  3. …Global Warming in the third round with a TKO.

    …Obama’s cronies go GREEN (with money).

    The result: all that work is negated by one volcano eruption.

    The result: Who cares? I gotz cookies.

  4. …there is actual warming as smelly hippies turn into compost heaps and eventual spontaneous combustion

    …phase 2636 of the Progressives borrowed money redistribution reaches synchronicity with phase 4873 of Obama’s wealth redistribution plan.

    …human life is still worth nothing but the lowballing of human destruction will mean our species will survive Al Gore Bob Geldof by at least three weeks.

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