Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:
… $1B per day less spent on cookies.
…a shortage of good cheeseburgers.
….Solyndra like companies rape the rewards.
…since that worked without much fuss they’ve now decided they need $2B per day.
…we’ll get more speeches from Al Gorax… who speaks for the trees.
…a longer line of people with ideas about how to fight Global Warming.
…is $1 Billion a Day Is Spent Fighting Global Warming.
… $2 Billion a Day in higher taxes to administer it.
A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:
…Algore gets rich for making people feel guilty
…taxpayers get screwed and don’t even get kissed
…we get Public Service Announcements that interrupt the Golden Girls Marathon
… Al Gore is happier than when he gets his “second chakra” released.
… we will soon have to spend $2B a day combating global cooling.
…it’s working! The Earth is cooling, the sea levels are dropping… Wait. Obama did that single-handed!
All that cold hard cash has interfered with global temperature sensor readings so the IPCC has wisely adjusted their temperature data models upward to compensate. The new projections clearly show that the temperature will rise by 1 billion degrees a year over the next 5 years unless we increase spending by 1 billion dollars a year to compensate.
…$1 billion/day less to fight the war against fictional super villains.
…Global Warming in the third round with a TKO.
…Obama’s cronies go GREEN (with money).
The result: all that work is negated by one volcano eruption.
The result: Who cares? I gotz cookies.
@15 yep 🙂
…Obama went on a golf vacation.
…is $1B less that could be spent Foo Fighting.
…green energy, green food, green poop and… lots of greenhorns green with envy.
…delectably warm cookies any time of the year!
…two words: “Earth Day.”
The planet be saved!
… $1 billion/day in kickbacks.
…it’s as if the Earth isn’t getting warmer at all! Great work, everybody!
…there is actual warming as smelly hippies turn into compost heaps and eventual spontaneous combustion
…phase 2636 of the Progressives borrowed money redistribution reaches synchronicity with phase 4873 of Obama’s wealth redistribution plan.
…human life is still worth nothing but the lowballing of human destruction will mean our species will survive Al Gore Bob Geldof by at least three weeks.
Turns out Global Warming is a shadow so the money spent did jack#@*T.
the budget numbers were fudged just like the weather data.
Al Gore is the undisputed Guinness world record holder for frequent flyer miles.
Micheal Mann is taking up Hockey.
…white people is stupid. And gettin’ stupidier.
…the “best and the brightest” got sucked into creating climate models, instead of perfecting Healthcare.gov, damn it!
Dogs and Cats living together.
Pounded sand.
$1 Billion a day is spent.
…Manbearpig is nowhere to be found. We’re making progress people, I’m super cereal!
Al Gore cursing and impotently flailing the air with his tiny fists of rage over his embarassingly small share of the loot.
… temps are below what are normal for this time of year.
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