Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t say what Democrats would do if they regained the House in 2014. Your prediction?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t say what Democrats would do if they regained the House in 2014. Your prediction?
We won’t find out until they gain it.
at this point what difference does it make?
…they’d corner the market on Botox.
They will regulate cookies out of existence. 🙁
…enough crap that we’d need a dozen straight-lines a day to keep up.
Same thing as the GOP-controlled House does. Just more of it.
@3 – that’s just kookie talk.
I’d give you a prediction, but I’m not sure the country I established my bolt-hole in has reliable enough internet connectivity so that I can gloat when I’m proved right.
If we’re lucky they will summon the Mothership and hide behind a comet.
The U.S. will globally trail the newly-independent Republic of Texas in economic activity within 2 years.
Whatever Satan is in the mood for.
1. The death panel will pay the devil the agreed upon number of souls.
2. Fight to the death to decide which ones of them must sit in the right wing.
3. Thank all the dead constituents that made such a victory possible.
Hillary will put a saddle on John Kerry at the signal the opening of the fourth seal and thus will begin the ride of the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.
Dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria!
“Gozer the Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
@9 – as a new imigrant to the awsomeness that is Texas, I can only hope.
…mandatory gay marriage
…institute naps and snacktime for both houses of Congress
…I don’t know…but I’m sure it will be called “free” and I’m sure it won’t be.
…clean continuing resolutions with funding for Congressional facelifts
…blame Bush for everything that goes wrong.
…a lot more accusations of RACIST!!!!!
…Bans. Lots and lots of bans.
…150% tax rates
Pass legislation requiring all Accredited Child Care Facilities be constructed entirely of Gingerbread.
http://www.speakaboos.com/story/hansel-and-gretel
They’ll finally acknowledge Obamacare is a failure – – and “fix” it by going single-payer, with income tax increases to pay for it – – top marginal rate will go to 50%. They’ll raise the minimum wage to $12. Paul Krugman will be made Secretary of the Treasury by President Clinton, will recommend massive Keynesian spending on infrastructure. The last troops will leave Afghanistan just ahead of the Taliban advance into Kabul, with scenes of helicopters leaving embassies as desperate friendly Afghans plead to be given asylum. A race war will start in Baltimore when a white convenience store clerk shoots into a black mob that is looting his store, and will quickly spread to every major US city, where blacks will begin burning, pillaging and raping. This will be met in Texas and several southern states with retaliatory violence by whites, with blacks being shot and lynched. This will result in President Clinton declaring martial law and sending DHS assets into the south to restore order. Out-of-work veterans will join forces with Texas National Guard and several other state militias, which will result in civil war.
I think that’s enough prediction for now.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
nothing i’m gonna like
lots and lots of thumb twiddling
The sudden drop in congressional approval will create a black hole in DC. No wait a minute. That will be caused by the nuclear explosive Iran will drop on us.
Wait? Whut was de quesschun agin?
My prediction?
They will bleed…..alot….
We will descend into a full on Orwell / Idiocracy hell
What Democrats do if they regained the House in 2014? I don’t know – but I do know there is absolutely nothing they wouldn’t do to get it.
…Dems be in the minority as the Repubs win the White House and the Senate.
…She won’t know until after the election. After that it’s still questionable.
…wait, is she still alive?
…whatever it is, it will be “for the children”
They will celebrate because the inmates will be running the asylum.
Double Secret Probation for all Tea Party conservatives.
An EBT Card in every pot.
Lie. You can count on them to lie whether they control the House of Representatives or not.
…end the food riots by promising and delivering a lawyer in every pot.
…mistake oblivion for merely obliviousness.
…they will do most of it in full body armor.
…swear to God that they just heard what this Obama guy was up to on the news and now that the election is over it seems like the Republicans can take their compromisephobia and stick it where the Obamacare don’t shine.
… cancel all further “unnecessary” elections.
Get ready for this summer’s most horrifying film…OBAMACARE II: THE RECKONING!
“Reckon we’ll get stuck with a policy we can’t afford?”
“I reckon.”
…Government mandated tofu… and walnut cookies.
…Ever read the Book of Revelation? That’s a best case scenario.
Ms. Nancy will commute using a fleet of newly acquired 777s, after they are suitably modified for comfort.
I predict “The Spanish Inquisition”, because nobody does that.
More bills nobody reads, paid for by money nobody has, to fix problems the government caused in the first place.
I’m back, back in the IMAO groove…
Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t say what Democrats would do if they regained the House in 2014. Your prediction?
Try to nationalize Anonymiss’ cookies.
There is something left to destroy in this country?
Finally make the name change official, United Socialist States of America.
Constitution + Fire = Perfection
They will do what Democrats do, they are what they are.
Take us back to the stone age.
… have a huge novelty gravel made out of canceled insurance policies.
… keep blaming everything on Bush.
… It rhymes with ‘meth flannels’.
Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t say what Democrats would do if they regained the House in 2014. Your prediction?
The House will balance the budget and the Cubs will win the World Series.
“Dan, I’m not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
“It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid the general applause from all the wits who believe that it is a joke.”
― Søren Kierkegaard
“In her mind’s eye she saw it, saw it all at last: the rolling armies and the flames of battle; the graves and pits and dying cries of a hundred million souls; the spreading darkness, like a black wing stretching over the earth; the last, bitter hours of cruelty and sorrow, and the terrible, final flights; death’s great dominion over all, and, at the last, empty cities, becalmed by the silence of a hundred years. Already these things were coming to pass.”
― Justin Cronin, The Passage
So, Robert, @19 basically Tom Kratman’s most, um, extreme?
@CCO: And I’ve read that very book, as well as Ringo’s The Last Centurion. Of my predictions, raising income tax on the wealthy is a standard Democrat strategy, as is raising the minimum wage; it’s also universally acknowledged that Obamacare was made the law because the Democrats couldn’t get single-payer through the Senate. Krugman is indeed a Keynesian who would advocate deficit spending on infrastructure; many people beside myself, Kratman and Ringo have worried about a race war, most recently Thomas Sowell; and that the US is basically divided between the blue states of the northeast/midwest/west coast and the red states of the deep south/mountain west is beyond dispute, also. None of my predictions is all that far out as far as possibility goes.
You have to re-elect them to find out what’s in store.
@4 Oh NO!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria! So basically, modern day Chicago…
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