What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
— antijokeapple (@antijokeapple) October 30, 2013
"WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER??" I shouted at my wife. She held up the mirror to me. I saw. I was chopped liver. I was a chopped liver man.
— Neil BloodButler (@pharmasean) October 30, 2013
If you have a HHS secretary, and you don't like her, you still have to keep her.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 30, 2013
My GOP advice: 30 sec ads with a person crying staring at her computer holding a newborn… With Obama's voice "just shop around!"
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) October 30, 2013
Damn girl are u sex cause I will never have u
— (@followforhell) October 31, 2013
Kid’s Halloween pictures or it didn’t happen!
I don’t care what.
The ad idea is brilliant. Needs to happen.