Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
…making little ones out of big ones.
Anonymiss’s cookies… goes without saying.
. . . red-hot women and ice-cold beer
. . . unicorns
. . . looking for a parking space
. . . raking leaves
. . . washing dishes
. . . changing the furnace filter
. . . putting the storm windows on for winter
. . . getting bit by a rabid wolverine
Tofurkey
Gadsden flags.
Oatmeal raisin cookies.
even eating one’s peas is preferred over Obamacare.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
being hit in the head with a hammer.
…belly button lint
…licking a frozen flag pole.
…paper cuts
…junk mail
…spam
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
finding a toy gun in your Crackerjack box.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
by a wide margin and without gainsaying, Anonymiss cookies.
…cookies with walnuts!
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
being shot by all those new guns. At the same time. In the same place.
…musket to the junk.
…getting visited by a landshark.
…juggling kittens
…Hide and go kill
…musical spikes.
…Microsoft Bob.
…everything.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
a root canal.
…cleaning septic tanks without health insurance.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Disco
⑸ What does the fox say? ♬
♬ What does the fox say? ♬
…being rick-rolled
Also more popular than Obamacare:
ingrown toenails
STDs
walking barefoot through a sticker patch with a bed of fire ants in the middle
a date with my ex-wife
January in a naturist resort in Montana
jock itch
listening to the Hillary cackle
any Matt Damon movie
the removal of God from the Democratic Platform
a hangover
listening to renowned chemical engineer Meryl Streep hysterically babbling that we are “poisoning our children” by treating apples with Alar
listening to a lecture by Algore on global warming while a blizzard rages outside
watching paint dry
camping out in 80 acres of ragweed
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Vogon poetry.
…noogies.
…Slim Whitman
…Slim Jims
…Slim Shady
…Slim Pickins
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Candirus
Toxoplasma Gondii
Loa Loa
Naegleria Fowleri
…schistosomiasis.
…crap through a goose. (Well, at least General Patton thought so!)
New Coke.
Anal leakage.
Paper cuts on the eyeball.
After shave on the scrotum.
Alec Baldwin’s show on MSNBC.
Any other show on MSNBC.
The Adolf Hitler Memorial Jewish Outreach Center.
Kermit Gosnell’s potluck dinner casserole.
…recreational rectal thermometry
…Hitler
…George W. Bush
…clinging to those guns
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Spring Surprise.
Crunchy Frog
Sausages inna bun.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Death
… the Jeffry Dahmer cookbook
… the Michael Jackson guide to child-rearing
… the Bob Dole, John McCain, and Mitt Romney book titled “How To Win an Election”
… nude slalom skiing.
… Linux
… the guy sleeping in the subway car who hasn’t bathed in two months
… prison rape
… “Dancing with the Czars”
… male cheerleaders
… American beer in Canada
… hockey in the United States
… English “cuisine”
…having your junk lit up by a cattle prod.
…the Chevy Volt
…getting an “enhanced inspection” from TSA that includes the ole’ finger glove.
…a sinking foundation.
…being strapped down with eyelids propped open and forced to watch Titanic.
– belly button lint.
– grammar Nazis.
– actual Nazis, but only if they sing. Obamacare is still preferred to non-singing Nazis.
@33 Illinois Nazis?
…Janet Napolitano twerking…
…walnuts in cookies… but only by a hair.
@34 They are tied at 39% +/- dill’s walnut cookie hair, which kinda makes sense given the provenance of Obamacare.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
…knowing that no government has any moral right to control the health of human beings against their wishes.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
…swampcrotch.
…lice.
…are colonoscopies performed orally.
…is dental work performed rectally.
…toe jam and crackers.
…are blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch. (Hat tip to Gunnery Seargent Hartman).
…is the minimum 5-day waiting period required before buying Obamacare, because you might just want to rethink your decision.
…are those nasty cookies made by elves living in trees. We will not even mention Anonymiss’s cookies because they are even more popular than buying guns!
A nice paper cut. Maybe you’d like to pour some lemon juice on it?
New Coke.
Jonathan Martin.
..the Post Office, DMV, emergency rooms and mimes.
@37 – dill’s walnut cookie hair – The least popular Baskin Robbins flavor.
Eric Snowden
Julian Assange
…Chris Collingsworth… well maybe not so much.
…Oreos.
…the Affordable Care Act http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8gA8lHApG0
…Gigli
…Adobe Flash updates.
…paying cash for medical services.
… libertarians, to Carpenter.
Brushing your teeth with Preparation H
tazing your testicles
root canal with a hand drill
actually going “up your nose with a rubber hose”
….. the IRS?
Anal warts and road rash of the nutsack
being married to Michelle Obama.
Listening to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on repeat for eternity.
Backtalking Chuck Norris.
Reviving ancient internet memes.
Boy, you guys are having a difficult time keeping this one clean. Geeeeeeez. I have to read these, ya know. 🙂
…Aids
…Octuplets
…Out of water in Death Valley
…Finding the urinal Mint in the swimming Pool
…Volunteering to Break Horses with your active Hemmorhoids.
…Volunteering for duty as a Crash Dummy
@57: “Gigli” was a bit rough.
@58 (d) OUCH! Still better than Obamacare.
For those of you (“Hi Mom!”) who may wonder why I haven’t weighed in with 75 responses, let me assure both of you that all is well and I am not out of town or under arrest or anything like that. I just figured since I was able to come up with a couple dozen replies to the Internet Addiction post alone, it wouldn’t be right for me to repeat that performance with this topic, the potential of which would be at least two or three orders of magnitude greater. Thank you for your patient understanding.
…week old tuna salad.
@60. Unneeded self-editing on your part.
If you CAN come up with multiple good responses, as you did on the “Internet Addiction” thread, let us benefit. . . it’ll help Anonymiss out,, too. Take a sabbatical when you have no thoughts. . .
Maybe I’ll follow my own advice more along those lines too . . .
.
Maybe
I still think “Dill’s Walnut Cookie Hair” is a winner.
A new report shows Americans are 34 times more interested in buying guns than Obamacare. Also more popular than Obamacare…
Finding Anonymiss cookies to feed oneself.
Finding ammo to feed those guns.
@60 I love to hear your clever responses, Steve H. Keep ’em coming 😀
He’s just lulling us into a false sense of security.
…being circumcised by a nearsighted Rabbi with Parkinson’s.
@61 ….. left in the sun…..
@65. Thanks – you’re sweet.
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