[High Praise! to rodney dill for today’s line]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be…
[High Praise! to rodney dill for today’s line]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be…
Led by the Elite Black Powder Musket Brigade….
…responded to by a strongly-worded letter by The One.
… delivered by email, which the North Koreans will develop technology capable of receiving in about 10 years.
… performed by mounted cavalry, with the latest in North Korean “lance” technology.
… similarly toner-deaf.
… further detailed on mimeographed hand-outs.
… botched due to communications difficulty in relaying orders at 300 baud.
… be immediately copied by South Korean manufacturing giant Samsung, who will then hail it as “the next big thing”.
…as soon as they can get “touch tones” figured out (what are these clicky noises?)
…launched as soon as their AOL account gets a dial in.
…as long lived as a batch of Anonymiss’ cookies at a cub scout meeting.
…will not cause President Antenna Ears to abort his Hawaii vacation. He’s too tired from all his failures.
…a one-man commando raid – led by a jolly old man and his eight tiny reindeer…
…executed to “Yakkety Sax.”
…will never be noticed, because the FAX machine was out of paper.
…. as soon as Dennis Rodman is done with his exhibitionist adventures…. can’t interrupt the “tattooed one”, now can we….
… curtailed quickly, as malnourished North Korean soldiers defect en masse thanks to the efforts of the South Korean tactical cookie brigade.
. . . preceded by a barrage of paper tape, fan-fold paper, daisy wheels, and 5 1/2″ floppy disks
in the form of a faxed drawing of a bomb.
… a classic display of chalk and awe.
… full-on: there’ll be no retweet, no surrender.
… a carbon copy of their previous one.
…followed by the execution of all the surviving general officers.
…the cause of mass defections when NKA soldiers see what women look like wearing something other than Mao suits.
A D.O.S. attack on South Korea’s fax machines consisting of a relentless stream of real estate and mortgage refinance offers.
…foolishly in contravention of the well-known “Vizzini Doctrine”.
…will be followed by a snail mail attack across the DMZ as their one-and-only fax machine broke.
Tweeted
…preceded by a telegraph saying, “Ready or not, here we come.”
Sent via an exploding floppy disk.
…will be initially waged upon all of the S. Korean franchises of Office Depot and Staples with expressed orders to capture all handset dialup modems so as to gain technological superiority.
..led by Dennis Rodman lookalikes.
… justified by a Declaration, saying “let the fax be submitted to a candid world.”
…be revealed at a later date by telegraph.
…a faxed application to Obamacare.
will be filmed in 8 mm for proper documentation
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be…
frustrated by a 2-1-2 defensive scheme.
misdirected when the rumor gets started that Anonymiss cookies are to be had in Seoul.
…televised live and subsequently denied by “60 Minutes”.
signalled thusly: One if by land, two if by sea.
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be …
… more of the usual crap: rude gestures and harsh language shouted from a safe distance.
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be …
… out-sourced to a Nigerian e-mail spambot.
… the basis of the next ‘Team America’ movie.
… recorded in its entirety, and available on Blu-Ray in the South and Betamax in the North.
… a pretense for being in Seoul for the after-Christmas sales.
…run on a battle plan written by the same people who created Healthcare.gov.
…televised…as soon as the only set in the country warms up.
(all you geezers know what I’m talking about)
made by means of bitbombs
North Korea threatened – via fax – to attack South Korea. The attack will be …
… called off and peace restored by Anonymiss’ cookie diplomacy.
posted on youtube Gangnum Style
A Verbal battle between James Earl Jones And Malcolm McDowell.
revealed at a later date. Maybe. When and if Anonymiss gets around to it. Because…cookies!
North Korea Threatened – Via Fax – to Attack South Korea. The Attack Will Be…
… enough for the Best Korea Boy Scouts to earn their Phoney War merit badges
… postponed until they can gather enough gunpowder, flintlocks, and lead balls
… preceded by a Best Korean-language version of We Will Rock You and followed by the Best Korean-language version of When the Nights Went Out in Georgia.
… an abysmal failure due to a depressing lack of Anonymiss’ cookies