During a recent interview, President Obama said you can “get coverage, all for what it costs you to pay your cell phone bill.”
Sure. If a first class postage stamp cost $1000.
During a recent interview, President Obama said you can “get coverage, all for what it costs you to pay your cell phone bill.”
Sure. If a first class postage stamp cost $1000.
Which for the typical Obama voter is…… Z E R O
How ironic, here’s a line from an Obama voter with a job:The rail operator >>steering<< the commuter train that derailed at Chicago's O'Hare…..
What's the big deal? she made a wrong turn, happens to everyone.
steering a train that’s on rails seems like it wouldn’t be a very hard job.
So he wants you to make the choice, phone or coverage?
I don’t have a cell phone – so do I get free Obamacare?
Does it cover medicinal catnip?
Answer the second question first.
“Sure. If a first class postage stamp cost $1000.”
Wait a couple more years and it will.
“Does it cover medicinal catnip?”
No. But it does cover a therapeutic catnap.
Hey, I’m just trying to help out a Cat.
Long term use of catnip can cause cancer but don’t worry, medical catnip is now legal in 57 states and it will cure you.
Because his phone bill is like Sandra fluke’s birth control bill.