Read a web commenter who informed the author “I stopped reading after the second subject-verb error.” Is he available for parties?

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 5, 2014

Maybe we shouldn't pay pensions to govt retirees who plea the 5th when questioned about their job activities.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 5, 2014

Just overheard a girl on her phone say "I can't. I'm crazy busy today." Our eyes met and she knew that I knew she isn't crazy busy today.

— Ted Alexandro (@tedalexandro) March 5, 2014

He died doing what he loved, flicking the ears of Russian mobsters and asking if he was pronouncing their names correctly.

— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 5, 2014

Aint no party like a west coast party because any other party wouldnt be on the west coast so geographically speaking this statement is true

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 5, 2014

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose & eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs Boobs

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 5, 2014

Replace the SAT with the Kobayashi Maru!

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 5, 2014

Salon is like a conservative fantasy of an idiotic left-wing site

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 5, 2014

Scariest thing about the latest 0bama polls is that 39% of the people out there think he's doing a good job. Of what? Writing them checks?

— Neal Boortz (@Talkmaster) March 5, 2014

Is Obama's strategy to make the Republicans seem ineffectual by doing a far better job at stopping Obamacare than they can?

— Popehat (@Popehat) March 6, 2014