*skims article to get perfunctory knowledge of political event for the sole purpose of making a joke*
— MollyBloom (@ASpiker) March 10, 2014
All horses in favour of changing the noise you make say aye. all those opposed say nay. The nays have it.
*frustrated horse noises*
— Brent (@murrman5) March 10, 2014
Sorry that adulthood didn't turn out to be quite like you expected, 30 year-old guy still wearing your letterman jacket.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) March 10, 2014
Eh? The supposed knock on Attkisson was that "bulk of [her] work since 2009" has focused on Obama? You mean like after he became President?
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) March 10, 2014
I kept on truckin’. Now what?
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) March 10, 2014
If u want to be cool but don't want to smoke cigarettes one alternative is turning your hat backwards
— jon (@senderblock23) March 10, 2014
Why hasn't Link used that Ocarina to go kill Hitler yet?
— Glenn Loury (@justabloodygame) March 10, 2014
“*skims article to get perfunctory knowledge of political event for the sole purpose of making a joke*”
Hey, if it’s good enough for the president . .
. . . and his press secretary. . .
. . . and the State Department spokeswoman. . .
@JoshMalina: now you get to be blamed for Global Warming. From hippie to hippie pariah in one short generation.
Hitler was very incredibly cunning to outwit so many assassins from not only the 1900’s but also the future!
Link is not allowed to kill Hitler because of Bulletin 1147.
http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory
@4, Dodsfall, nice one! I think that may be better than the tvtropes.org explanation and certainly, it’s more succinct; no, I didn’t link; tvtropes.org is a whirlpool, an eddy, and well-nigh a black hole; who knows when I might come out of there if I were to go in search of the “why you can’t kill Hitler with a time machine” link.