“the key to life is…keep your eye on the ball, keep your ear to the ground, keep your nose to the grindstone, keep your finger in the wind, keep your shoulder to the wheel, keep a leg on each side and your mind in the middle…everyone will think you are playing ‘twister’ and not expect anything else out of you.
…setting up a relay tower on each butt cheek for Secret Service communications.
…”splurging, for you if you don’t know what the definition of splurging is, while I go out and spend unbelievable amounts of taxpayer money on extravagant purchases for myself”.
…spending it before they steal it back.
…is getting through that awkward being aborted phase and then be not dead for a while.
… not getting caught.
…maintaining a large security footprint, and always keep moving.
… DNA. And the NSA has that information on file already.
…always…never…love – no…tell the truth? No…do unto others – yeah, that works!
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
…unlimited, expensive, taxpayer-funded vacations!
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
Never give the suckers an even break.
…on this planet is regular visits to your cranial bone specialist.
…never to allow photography from the rear.
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
keep a song in your heart and a .45 on your hip.
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
…in my hands, peasants!”
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
knowing your place in the NWO.
…knowing how to boogie down.
…tasteful boob belts.
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
purging.
Anonymiss’s cookies, but only if sneaked into the White House by agents of the Secret Service. And lots of leafy greens for everybody else.
“the key to life is…
You gotta know when to hold ’em,
Know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away,
And know when to yell at your girlie man husband.”
. . . plastics
…never give a sucker an even break.
…taxpayers can be sheared as often as sheep.
…never running out of white guilt. 🙂
… Just one thing… (holding a single finger in the air and not explaining)
…let ME eat cake – you guys, not so much…
. . . never allowing yourself to be punished with someone else’s.
The key to Life is . . . to play the banker and have a cute puppy to periodically distract other players while you swipe stuff.
…to not be proud of your country until a gay, evil, mendacious, Marxist, dictator-wanna-be starts winning Presidential primaries.
Michelle Obama said “the key to life is…
…an awesome album by the black artist Stevie Wonder
…safe, free abortions, er healthcare for all women everywhere
…arugula on everything!
…not inconveniencing your husband with a pregnancy.
…celebrating the holiday with your family on Kashyyyk. -Oh Wait, That’s the key to Life *Day*…
“the key to life is…keep your eye on the ball, keep your ear to the ground, keep your nose to the grindstone, keep your finger in the wind, keep your shoulder to the wheel, keep a leg on each side and your mind in the middle…everyone will think you are playing ‘twister’ and not expect anything else out of you.
If you want to continue to live yours, SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!!!!!!!!!
The key to life is to demand things you don’t deserve and scream raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist if anyone dares to deny you.
…keeping it between the ditches
…using pi to measure her ass.
…setting up a relay tower on each butt cheek for Secret Service communications.
…”splurging, for you if you don’t know what the definition of splurging is, while I go out and spend unbelievable amounts of taxpayer money on extravagant purchases for myself”.
…spending it before they steal it back.
…is getting through that awkward being aborted phase and then be not dead for a while.
… letting the Wookie win, of course.
… summed up by that Rudyard Kipling quote, “If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs. . . ” And I mean that literally.
… “Never make a pretty woman your wife; So for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.”
…. Up, Up, Down, A, A, B.
… Always know where the bodies are buried, and how to keep them there.
… surrendering your law license with as little fanfare as possible, then having all records of the disbarment sealed.
… entitlement perks by way of voter fraud.
… the press taking an eight year vacation from real reporting.
let the wookie win