Life is what happens when you’re not trying to remember the 90’s.
— tony logan (@tnylgn) April 23, 2014
#NetflixCategories "Shows Placed In A Genre By Netflix Employees With A Secret Hatred For That Genre"
— Popehat (@Popehat) April 23, 2014
hey nice baby whered you get it, the ugly stupid baby store????? #AnotherSlamDunkDiss
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) April 23, 2014
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 23, 2014
Warn your children: If they're playing tag and they're "it" and the person they're playing with dies, they are "it" forever.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) April 23, 2014
You might say that she's a member of the world's oldest profession, if you get my drift…. (dinosaur therapist)
— Musky Lozenge (@LostCatDog) April 23, 2014

Personally, I have never found Conan O’Brien amusing. This tweet doesn’t change anything.
Saturn is a male. Did the planet actually give birth to a moon? I think not. And single parents can wear rings.
This joke fails like Conan O’Brien no matter how I look at it and how many chances I give it.
Conan can be funny but I am too mesmerized by the super one to notice. Under what conditions would an apostrophe come out as a superscript 1? Is this some next gen “smart” apostrophe? An AHK script? I am at a loss.
… and why use a superscript “1” for an apostrophe?
@Oppo, fwiw, I enjoyed most of Conan O’Brien’s 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement Address.
Ah, those flies — always getting to the potato salad of good comments before you can get to the swatter!
Great minds, Oppo! Great minds. 🙂
Fly – I will give Conan’s redemptive commencement humor a chance.
But I don’t like all the gay-posing Pete Holmes commercials, either; and I strongly suspect Conan is mixed up with those too.
“Gee, you could be a science consultant for Conan O’Brien!” #AnotheSlamDunkDiss