Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
… in Mega Lo Mein-iacs.
…bad opera.
…in “Most Obsequious Leadership”.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
cause we say so.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
in the number of Communists in positions of power.
… in cheap **** imported from China.
… in the amount of General Tso’s dog eaten by public officials.
…all the things that really matter: abortions, gay marriage, prosecution of hate crimes and gun free zones.
…as the brokest country in the world.
….in spying. Duh. We’re watching you, China!
…in deep fat, steak, cream pies and hot fudge.
…in drawing red lines.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
…in the number of Chinese restaurants.
…in number of state-controlled media outlets.
…in number of daily lies told by leaders.
…in amount of land illegally seized from the peasantry.
…in people persecuted for politically incorrect views.
…in public schools that don’t teach mathematics and science worth a spit.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first
…in printing green currency.
…in free condoms for elementary school children.
. . . as the nation with a leader who can bow the lowest.
. . . as the nation with the largest percentage of its own citizens that it has under surveillance.
. . . in kale served at state dinners.
…in bureaucratic inertia.
…in corrupt politicians.
…in votes cast by dead people.
…in accusations of rasicism.
…in incoherent border control/immigration policy
…in money spent on presidential vacations.
…in health care bureaucracy.
oops “racism”
…..in mass shootings/murders by Communist Interns (Democrats)
…in the number of cities like Detroit.
…in pickles. I have never heard a pregnant Chinese lady say “I want a pickle.”
…in ranking, and in firsting…
….in STUPID PEOPLE!!!
As the most government controlled “free society”.
China may pass the US as the world’s #1 economy this year, but America will still rank first…
…in having more Chins than a Chinese phonebook
…in punishing the achievers and rewarding the moochers
…so you can kiss it China!
…in waging war for oil
…in crippling the free market with excessive regulations and red tape
…in bad reality tv.
…in wookie look-a-like obnoxious first ladies.
…in number of joe bidens.
…in ankle circumference of major party candidates.
. . . in explanations for why economic data don’t really mean what they say
. . . in pivots to Asia or the economy or . . .
….in obese stupid people who don’t work but have enough free food to be obese.
In the number of people who think their leaders, local, state, and federal, are ah??es and that includes the ??ole in charge.
…in Chins, at Walmart not the phone book.
…in day late and dollar shortness.
…in Floridas.
…openly gay Chinese.