i'm still writing "pharrell's hat" on all my checks
— jon hendren (@fart) May 12, 2014
no no no RoboCop is the scientist who created him, you're talking about RoboCop's Monster
— Michael Raphone, Sr. (@michael_raphone) February 7, 2014
I got kicked out of 24 Hour Fitness for demanding to fight their gym leader
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) December 22, 2012