just saw this guy walk up to a girl and say "I hate poems" which is definitely some bold game to be spitting in the Poetry aisle
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) May 22, 2014
Hi I'm Rowdy the anti-racism stoplight and I'm here to tell you not to pay attention to color. Unless you're at a stoplight I guess.
— Critter (@DukeRaccoon) May 22, 2014
"That actually explains a lot" -Kanye, 5 years after writing Gold Digger, being told he was hookin up w/ a Ferengi Starship Commander
— Mike Rosenthal (@VectorBelly) May 22, 2014
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #4: “A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.”