Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL cause of the Alaskan earthquake…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL cause of the Alaskan earthquake…
. . . is that Michael Moore disembarked from a cruise ship that had docked in Juneau.
Global warming. Er, climate change. I mean, climate disruption. Whatever. It is responsible for everything bad that happens.
…underwater moon nuking tests.
global wormening (ouroboros awakes)
…was Sarah Palin reacting to the GOP establishment’s actions in protecting ol’ Thad Cochran.
Frank was visiting Alaska. Need I say more?
(Where the heck IS Frank, anyway?)
…Who gives a frack?
…Bush
…vast right wing conspiracy
…global warming
…not enough socialism
…@7 who gives a Frank?
…a soccer flop after a Luis Suarez bite.
…Mama Grizzly put her foot down!
…those GDFT’s!! Too much libertarian scum of the earth in one place caused an earthquake
…RON PAUL!11!
Burt & blarg: Well, it wasn’t fracking. But it could be Franking!
Split the difference – call it Frnaking
@15 DamnCat: Ok, that settles it.
…it was getting jealous of Kalifornia.
…Putin started eying Alaska the same way he eyed Ukraine and Alaska started to back away.
…They built a city on rock and roll.
…Juneau, plates shiftin’, or sumpin.
…8,000 Marines and Hank Johnson were just standing there minding their own business and the darn thing started tipping over.
… unsold copies of “Hard Choices” being dumped in a warehouse, away from the press’s gaze.
… no one’s said “Bush’s Fault” yet?
(hmmm. I guess Blarg’s counts!)
…was the lichens becoming aware, and seeing a country ripe for invasion, thanks to Obama.
Trying to pull further away from Obama.
Oprah Winfrey caused it when she stepped off the plane in Juneau shes up to 450 pounds again. 🙁