Scientists want you to believe that rocks and trees haven’t been at war for millions of years. Wake up people. Because they will soon.
— noog (@noog) June 10, 2014
If you slipped a check for $100 into the middle of every copy of "Hard Choices," would any of them ever get cashed?
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) June 10, 2014
Poor people got 99 problems & the rich ain't one.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 10, 2014
[the creator of Pixars hit movie Cars looks at a boat]
wait I've got an idea
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) June 10, 2014
#DavesTips keep a human dummy in your passenger seat to take the blame in case the cops pull you over. Call him "Chuck Hagel."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 10, 2014
I feel like DSM-V was just a flimsy pretext to bring back the characters from DSM-IV.
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) June 10, 2014