Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
… cancelled his Security Council meetings for photo ops.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
read about it in the papers as he was out golfing somewhere.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
gave them absolution and the promised them total consciousness when they died. So they have that going for them.
…walked to the perimeter fence behind a phalanx of Secret Service agents, removed his mirrored sunglasses, and said “What we have here… is a failure to communicate”…
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
handed out Michelle’s favorite cookies which effectively dispersed the crowd.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
said, “Hey guys, not in my neighborhood.”
…walked out to a balcony, and in his most convincing Eva Peron-like pose, sang “Sue Me ” from “Guys and Dolls”.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
was so moved moved that, Well, in Liberalville they say – that Obama’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Liberalism came through, and Obama found the strength of *ten* Obama’s, plus two!
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
painted a red line around the building, daring them to “Step over that!” and when they did he welcomed them as fellow citizens, gave them cash subsidies for healthcare and then told them to get to work mowing the back nine as the rough was playing havoc with his game.
. . . offered one of them $20 to carry his bag around the golf course.
… had the Marines dispense plumas y telefonos.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
proclaimed, “Documents? We don’t need no stinkin’ documents!”
…was gone.
…passed out voter registration forms.
…had a perro caliente con queso.
…sold actual White House plates as a fund raiser.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
Ich bin ein Undocumentacaner!
…invited them in to pick arugula in Michelle’s garden.
joined in with a copy of his real birth certificate.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
…was told it was the Tea Party and that everything was right on schedule
…got a sudden craving for Chihuahua tacos.
…asked if any of them happened to bring some weed from home.
…said “I’m glad you’re all are here – I need a caddy for he day – $20.”
… said “You illegal kids get off of my illegitimate lawn!”
… I am one with you, and I share your concerns so that I won’t be deported in 2016.
Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…is a f*cking piece of sh*t.
Sorry, first thing that came to my mind – did I win?
…said I thought all the illegals turned pro a long time ago when they started getting paid.
…dressed up as a giant tamale so Michelle would tackle and bite him, engendering a full scale riot as future Democrat voters see someone getting something that could have been theirs.
…chatted them up, asking which drug cartel their relatives worked for back home.
…was quoted as saying “Si habla ESPN, yo”.
. . . said “Hey, bro, when you did get in from Kenya? You didn’t bring that piece of paper in the safe with you I hope.”
Asked them to each donate $5 to his re-election fund.