What idiot called it Duck Hunt instead of murder most fowl
— ugh, alchemy jokes (@tehaveragejoel) July 6, 2014
Welcome to Women's Studies 101. I am Professor Brody Hart. You might have seen me surfing on ESPN3. [slowly writes LADEYS ARE GOOD on board]
— America (@doctorveritas) July 7, 2014
Either this is a vegan restaurant or I've joined some sort of People's Revolutionary Front.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 7, 2014
It's your kids, Marty! Something has gotta be done about your kids! Your son, he's popular on something called Vine!
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) July 7, 2014
Battles would often be decided almost immediately when one knight would make the other knight mad. "Verily thou art mad," he would taunt
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) July 7, 2014
You can run, but you can't — wait, where the hell did you go!? Wow, I guess I really underestimated you.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 7, 2014
He should've named himself "The Chef," not "The Rock." "Do you smell what the chef is cooking?" See? Makes more sense.
— rdbrewer (@rdbrewer4) July 7, 2014