I went job hunting today, killed every single one of them. Jobs are now extinct. You guys are free, you don't need to work anymore.

— love (@baconacid) July 29, 2014

Depends® — When nature calls, let the answering machine get it.

— Glenn (@justabloodygame) July 29, 2014

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— Calm Tomb (@CalmTomb) July 29, 2014

Me and the spider in my room have a mutual understanding of territory, I hope.

— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) July 30, 2014