Obvious Solution

Kevin Concannon, USDA undersecretary for food, nutrition, and consumer services said strict school lunch rules are necessary because obesity is “a national security issue”.

Easy fix. Just let the schools have “undocumented menus”.

2 Comments

  1. Obesity is “a national security issue”…and that’s why we’re replacing the Boarder Patrol with the Federal Food Police. “Hey you, crossing the boarder at midnight…no problem! Hey you, chowing down on that steak, put it down and come along with us peacefully.”

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