FUN FACT: Feminism was invented by Virginia Slims cigarettes as a marketing ploy.
Are progressives theoretically willing to shoot people over plastic bags? If someone keeps using them, you’ll send people with guns to stop them?
It’s a good idea to take nude photos of yourself in case you forget what you look like nude and don’t have time to take your clothes off.
This is all good news for my new business, SecureNudeStorage.com .
Jennifer Lawrence is just happy hackers didn’t get that video of her pretending to be Darth Maul.
They allow nude pictures on the internet?
Most women’s hard drives are filled up with nothing but recipes they saved from Pinterest and nude selfies.
There are still unions in the 21st century?
What happened to the dinosaurs was they unionized and were replaced by more efficient mammals.
Why do we need a day to celebrate laborers? It’s not a charitable service they’re providing; they get paid for it.
Please, leave gaming a refuge from stupid politics. I just want to blow up and kill things in peace. #GamerGate
The tolerance police are basically the modern day puritans. We need less tolerance for the insufferably self-righteous.
Before taking nude photos, make sure to weigh the best possible outcome of that versus the risks.
I thought feminism was invented either by horny teenaged boys who wanted sex without consequences or horribly unattractive women who wanted to be powerful.
It is too difficult for me to hold the camera and pull my gut up at the same time. I guess I’m outta luck. Sorry, world.
The pictures cannot be nude; however, the subject matter in the pictures can be.
The Puritans never forced their opinions on anyone else. They just refused to bend to the P.C. crowd.
“What happened to the dinosaurs was they unionized and we’re replaced by more efficient mammals.”
…and then the proper use of apostrophes doomed them too .
“Please, leave gaming a refuge from stupid politics. I just want to blow up and kill things in peace”
Battlefield: Hardline, I’m lookin’ at you.
@2 Are we the “more efficient mammals” or are we going to be replaced with them?
Someday we’ll have an AI camera that recognizes nudity and refuses to shoot it while notifying police to send in a swat team.
“Before taking nude photos, make sure to weigh the best possible outcome of that versus the risks.”
PLEASE tell me this won’t lead to more coverage (so to speak) of Khardashians!!!