Random Thoughts: Ground Troops, Scotland, and Apple

Make sure to read my short story on the truth behind science. It will make you a better person.

It won’t make you a better person. Because you’re great as is.

I’m against sending ground troops into Iraq. Space troops, though, would be awesome.

Remember when President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize just for existing and some people thought that wasn’t mockable?

So basically, if Scotland secedes, the whole world collapses into anarchy?

I called up Apple and said I forgot my pin code and needed them to retrieve my user data, and they replied, “Nice try, pig!”

“What’s the deal with these serial killings?” -Jerry Seinfeld, homicide detective

A picture is worth a thousand words, but an emoji is worth -3.

So do a lot of people really not like the episode “Fly” from Breaking Bad? Just rewatched it, and it’s a great episode.

6 Comments

  1. I would not say that I “didn’t like” the fly, because I believe not liking a Breaking Bad episode is impossible.

    However, I would say it is my least favorite episode. Not that it wasn’t good, mind you…just my least favorite.

    Big difference; after, you gotta rate them somehow.

    Love, Hugs & Kisses,

    Comrade Chairman Obama

    Frank: what’s your FAVORITE BB episode???

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