Make sure to read my short story on the truth behind science. It will make you a better person.
It won’t make you a better person. Because you’re great as is.
I’m against sending ground troops into Iraq. Space troops, though, would be awesome.
Remember when President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize just for existing and some people thought that wasn’t mockable?
So basically, if Scotland secedes, the whole world collapses into anarchy?
I called up Apple and said I forgot my pin code and needed them to retrieve my user data, and they replied, “Nice try, pig!”
“What’s the deal with these serial killings?” -Jerry Seinfeld, homicide detective
A picture is worth a thousand words, but an emoji is worth -3.
So do a lot of people really not like the episode “Fly” from Breaking Bad? Just rewatched it, and it’s a great episode.

I believe the world can be saved from anarchy as long as we quickly establish a suitable currency to be used for the purchase of Glenfiddich.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms!
“Fly” is a better episode the second time through, because you’re mentally prepared for the fact that a lot of uninteresting things happen.
The first time through, that fact makes you feel very disappointed.
I would not say that I “didn’t like” the fly, because I believe not liking a Breaking Bad episode is impossible.
However, I would say it is my least favorite episode. Not that it wasn’t good, mind you…just my least favorite.
Big difference; after, you gotta rate them somehow.
Love, Hugs & Kisses,
Comrade Chairman Obama
Frank: what’s your FAVORITE BB episode???
I first watched all of Breaking Bad on Netflix. After I watched the Fly episode, I immediately started it over and watched again. I thought I may have fallen asleep and missed something. I did not.