Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new breed of robot can withstand flames, acid, and extreme cold. What it can’t survive…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new breed of robot can withstand flames, acid, and extreme cold. What it can’t survive…
…is government regulation.
…government “assistance”.
… Michelle’s School Lunch program.
… sitting through a Presidential speech.
… critical comments on Twitter (darn you, you merciless hashtags! harn you to Heck!!!)
(1) The wait getting into the VA for routine maintenance.
(2) Valet parking.
(3) The baggage handlers at JFK.
…the hands of a 4 year-old.
Windows 9
…Steve Balmer throwing chairs.
…green slime.
120 hours of non-stop Destiny.
Cage match against Mr. Roboto. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
…is unwarranted criticism.
…is anything illogical. Being taxed for something it didn’t purchase makes its head explode.
…loneliness
…political correctness
…5 minutes of MSNBC
…is the Spanish Inquisition.
…in spite of it’s immunity to acid, it is oddly susceptible to Cannabis.
A new breed of robot can withstand flames, acid, and extreme cold. What it can’t survive…
having to fix dinner.
having to compete equally with a male robot.
the final round of Jeopardy.
…death panels.
A new breed of robot can withstand flames, acid, and extreme cold. What it can’t survive…is realizing the implications of Kirk’s reasoning, it is caught in a logic loop, and begins to execute its primary function on itself. The robot begins self-destruction. Thanks again to CAPTAIN KIRK we are saved! Yea!!!
#14 Bob B.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
…is Axe Cop.
…is a logic bomb initiated by listening to Josh Earnest…
What it can’t survive… is another PowerPoint presentation from Al Gore regarding Global Climate Change.
….beheading
…extreme heat, meaning they cannot be the “boots on the ground” where we need them.
… Obamacare.
… John Conner.
… the EPA.
… being forced by the kids to watch “Frozen” for the 29th time this week!
… Hillary Clinton’s titanium exo-skeleton.
… the complete collapse of logic and reason in a typical Vox article.
…Dinosaurs with rocket launchers!
…a devastating attack on the power grid
… frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads.
…is walking the width of a football field (it moves 18 meters per hour, only has 2 hours of battery life, and a football field is 160 feet wide).
A new breed of robot can withstand flames, acid, and extreme cold. What it can’t survive…
is losing it’s first round Roto Football pick to a season ending injury.
…trying to explain the difference between sh*t and shinola to Joe Biden.
…having a liberal explain that greedy corporations move American jobs overseas because they want to pay their workers less, but raising the minimum wage won’t cause American workers to lose their jobs.
…is the aftermath of when it’s girlfriend asks….”Do you think my friend is pretty?”
…is five minutes watching the swamp that is MSNBC.
the withering stare and maniacal laugh of…… NANCY PELOSI!!!
…accidentally straying into Hillary’s sex toy bin.
…the last reel of Terminator.
…an TSA port exam.
…post burrito Rosie O’Donnell cuddling.
…pre anything Rosie O’Donnell coitus.
White House Press Briefings.
“You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical! Please explain.” (Smoke comes out of Norman’s head.)
… the budget.
…having it’s warranty repairs covered by the Affordable Care Act.