Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…
…by hiring Tareq and Michaele Salahi to screen all potential guests…
… intruders will be fed an officially approved school lunch.
… intruders will be doused with fresh puppy scent and a mild salsa – that way, if they do get to the President they won’t survive the encounter.
…by bringing in former NFL defensive players to teach proper tackling techniques.
…by moving the White House to Mecca (no infidel gets in there!)
…by out-sourcing security to the Nation of Islam.
…they tried locking the doors but had to call a locksmith when they lost the keys.
…including password protection.
After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…
Just like the ones they have at the Mexican border.
…by placing unobtrusive labels on all doors (push or pull, depending) and windows (this is not a door) to assist the baffled…
They’ve posted “No Intruder Zone” signs on all the fences.
…right underneath the 8 X 10 glossies of Michelle getting out of the tub.
And before you all complain…yes, I know that was messed up but I just bought big into mind bleach futures.
…by hiring a new head of security from within so fast it looks furious: Eric Holder!
@12…. why not? He’s looking for a job…. (YAAAAY!!)
…convincing Obama that saying it’s mine it’s mine does not create a mine field even when he says it.
…Biden’s head on a pike as a warning/concession to disparate groups and individuals.
…letting Sonia Sotomayer off her chain at dusk.
…no more hookers and blow except on road trips.
…holographic image of nude Woopi Goldberg patrolling on horseback.
Loudspeakers at all the fences blaring Obama speeches and Barry Manilow songs.
After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…
asking people to realize that intruding is wrong and to go to Taco Bell instead.
…that keep white people out – it’s called a Racial Recognition System.
…. Ambassador Chris Stevens was unavailable for comment.
…entrance to the white house requires filling out an Obamacare application on line at the door – no one gets by that
…Joe Biden is poised in the foyer with a shotgun
…security will now be handled by undocumented immigrants who came here looking for work.
After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…
… a 3 foot outer fence on the sidewalk… Really!
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… for our American Idol president. It’s called the Seacrest Service.
… an impenetrable wall made of unsold copies of “Hard Choices.”
…a specialized K-9 unit patrolling the … heyyy … do I smell barbecue?
… which, in this case, is called the Secret Cerberus.
… which include photo ID checks that somehow, magically, aren’t racist, but will be again when the Dems spot a new squirrel.
…apprehend anyone who jumps over the fence, tag them as an illegal, take them before an immigation judge who will give them an appearance date at which time the perp will disappear forever.
…by putting Eric Holder’s mustache at the front door.