I correctly set my expectations about Obama after reelection and thus haven’t been legitimately outraged by anything he’s done in years.
Are some people outraged by the coffee cup salute? That just made me chuckle and say, “That’s our Obama.”
I know we like to say Islam isn’t the problem in the Middle East, but have they tried a different religion? Israel did, and that worked out.
Maybe ISIS will stop beheading people if we explain to them how they really should be focusing on climate change.
You want a larger iPhone that isn’t bendable? There is no pleasing you people.
I guess to fix the bendable iPhone problem, Apple will have to issue a firmer-ware update.
I did have to really love Lost at some point to let it make me that angry.
Dick Cheney bit Obama and he became one.

Person – head = 0 carbon footprint
ISIS is confronting climate change, a duty laid down in scriptures….in the Koran.
It’s been a while since you have been properly angered by crack-pottery. So here is a conspiracy theory for you. I have noticed that ISIS/ISIL/Daesh members spend a lot of time with their faces covered by black hoods. Perhaps their ranks are made up of recovered Ebola deaths. I have not looked up the Cordon Bleu procedures, but is it possible the preparation of Brains for consumption requires that the head be first removed from the body?
I sense a new Otterbox slogan
“Otterbox – Viagra for your iPhone”