Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now for sale at Obama’s official website…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now for sale at Obama’s official website…
… Federal Judges, hardly used (I wish).
BOGO Harem – Buy one terrorist’s hostage, get one free.
Hillary Clinton wined-up dolls.
…tickets to the rodeo.
G.I. Joke inaction figures.
…all pretences.
…doctors appointments.
…his never used time of crisis cloak of visibility.
Now for sale at Obama’s official website…
citizenship
…is NOT a spine. He doesn’t have one
… Your very own POTUS Brand Teleprompter! Never be at a loss for words when you have your very own POTUS Approved Teleprompter.
It’s Battery operated so you can take with you anywhere! (batteries not included)
Going to the Ice Cream Shop? No worries, your POTUS Brand Teleprompter will tell you exactly what to order.
Going Shopping? Have no fear, your POTUS Brand Teleprompter will tell you where to go and who built the roads you used to get there.
Order now! Operators are standing by!
… indulgences.
… “commemorate your special day with a custom Obama selfie!”
… John Boehner’s gonads (and a magnifying glass to see them by).
… Joe Biden.
Now for sale at Obama’s official website…
your very soul. Don’t vote Democrat.
Now for sale at Obama’s official website…
Playing a round of golf with the President. They’re on sale because we’re overstocked!
…Your very own personalized “your life to this point” video (ala Facebook) verified by NSA operatives.
,,,A date with Sandra Fluke! price reduced!!!
…a personalized, autographed copy of President Obama’s new “expurgated” version of the Constitution and Bill of Rights (all “negative rights” removed!)
. . . dinner for two with the President and Moochelle – for only $1,000
. . . two dinners for two with the President and Moochelle – for only $100
…other people’s money at .000003 cents on the dollar.
…the same old crap you’ve been buying for years, but now it’s cash and carry.
…Mooshelle’s side of the bed, or, please God, somebody rent it for a while.
…a little time rich white people, but remember, them chickens are ready to roost again.
…puppy jerky.
….. Presidential Integrity, new in box, never used.
…gently used hard drives and blackberrys.