I finally wrote an e-book. That was hard. Next time, I'm going to use all the vowels.
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) September 1, 2014
Facebook has this creepy new feature where anyone you've ever known from your distant past can contact you.
— protolalia (@protolalia) August 31, 2014
pretty interesting how "radical" and "extreme" are adjectives we use to describe murderous theocrats and also skateboarders
— Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) September 4, 2014
"Anything to drink?"
Sure I'll have a Pepsi
"Is Pepsi o- wait, what?"
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 5, 2014

I laughed out loud at that last one. Man, that’s a lot of writing. I wish there was a more efficient way of typing that.
Holy crap. IMAO tweet-collided with Comics Curmudgeon.
I… I don’t know what to do. Except mock Mary Worth some more.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)
Cheers