Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…
… it only lands once.
… it yells “Jane, stop this crazy thing”.
… Democrats and (other) children are allowed to fly it.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…
you have to get insurance through a federal exchange for it.
…it vents waste in mid-flight…
…it is built very much like flying squirrel…
…due to excessive government regulation, actual flight is prohibited…
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…
the government is going to require it have a back-up camera.
. . . many of the parts are leftovers from Chevrolet Vega production.
..Harry Reid managed to insert a rider into a piece of legislation that grants him low-altitude air rights to Las Vegas…
…flying roads are still 20-50 years from completion.
… all of the morons who can’t operate a vehicle correctly in two dimensions now get a third to screw up in.
….global warming activists already bought all of them so they could make it to their anti-capitalism rallies on time.
A pouty-faced young Anakin with a feeling of entitlement will have no qualms about stealing it if his would-be girlfriend is attacked by a two faced bounty hunter.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…it is NOT a DeLorean.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:… Plutonium is a little hard to come by.
the bad news……it goes chitty chitty bang bang
..flying toll booths.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:… it’s called the Obamacar…. works just as well as Obamacare, but without those pesky death panels….. when you hit the ground, no panel required.
…the sounds produced are quite distracting when paired with country and western on the radio.
http://youtu.be/QdWswvLPdE0
…just try fixing a flat at 30,000 ft.
…the software that keeps it flying was written by the same company that did the Obamacare website.
I’ll bet that Bob B’s third one, at comment #3 above, is actually correct.
…all of us rich white people will have to listen to rap music right outside of our penthouse condo windows.
…hearing road bound drivers laugh and say “get a horse” as you run out of gas and plummet to the ground.
…Harvey’s neighbors hearing him yell at NSTB officials to get off his lawn when they come to investgate his latest parking attempt.
…only people on government assistance can get one.
“Come get your free phone and your free flying car! Vote Democrat!”
…everyone is required to buy one, the owner’s manual is 2,700 pages long, you have 2 days to read it, payments on it are just $7.5 billion a month over the next 10 years, which pays for free flying cars for everybody who can’t afford one, and it will repeatedly crash — however, your funeral costs are completely covered.
it’s a hybrid