Valorie! Call the Secretary of Defence and tell him to cancel the order for two hundred Closepin Steel Dart Machines and instead send two hundred Goldfish with rocket launchers to Kobani immediately! ~ Generalissimo B. Obama
Not worried about rocket-toting goldfish because with no shoulders their launch platform is too unstable to shoot accurately, unless they have a sophisticated targeting system – then all bets are off…
Why not chickens? Jurassic Park said that dinosaurs evolved into birds, so your average chicken is a super-advanced stealth dinosaur.
Your goldfish doesn’t have a rocket launcher?
Valorie! Call the Secretary of Defence and tell him to cancel the order for two hundred Closepin Steel Dart Machines and instead send two hundred Goldfish with rocket launchers to Kobani immediately! ~ Generalissimo B. Obama
@ Z
Read this first thing this am. Too freakin funny. Did the coffee snort routine. Thanks
Not worried about rocket-toting goldfish because with no shoulders their launch platform is too unstable to shoot accurately, unless they have a sophisticated targeting system – then all bets are off…