Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
… will bow to them.
… will be taken by them so he can return home.
For repairs.
… will cause them to lose all faith in the value of humanity.
… will try to wash his golf balls with one.
… will offer them an MP3 player with all his speeches.
… will convince them there is no intelligent life on Earth.
… announced a plan to weaponize Joe Biden’s idiocy as a counter-measure.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
will accuse them of being racist since none are painted black.
will be out golfing and only find out about their visit from reading the papers.
will inquire if they will accept free health care and citizenship for voting Democrat next election.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
…will introduce a very stringent immigration policy because he is sure they won’t vote Democrat.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
couldn’t believe his ears. Neither could they.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
…will be replaced by a more efficient way of putting a dimpled white ball in a hole.
…will start an exploratory committee to investigate his options…
…will suggest holding a “Lube Summit”, after declaring that the rest of humanity has “acted stupidly”…
…will make a speech, saying that if he had a son, “he would look a lot like our new robotic overlords”…
…will add them to the Obamacare rolls to push the numbers ever closer to his rosy projections…
… will get really offended when one of them hands him the keys to the spacecraft so he can park it.
…will check if they have a COM port (BTW…the answer is yes)
…will push for a comprehensive path to citizenship for them.
… will finally replace Joe Biden
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
predicts another Nobel for himself, for a matching set.
predicts he will **** his pants if they do.
predicts Joe Biden will have to be locked in his room for their visit.
…will attempt to take a selfie with them.
…will do nothing until programming is completed by Valerie Jarrett.
…will quickly proclamate his factory robot emancipating butt off. Then claim that Roomba belongs to George Bush.
…preemptively chastise white people for rampant robophobia.
…tell Bill Clinton to heel when he starts poking around for orifices.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
… will ask them to reprogram themselves at a 40 IQ so Obama can communicate with them on the same level.
… will congratulate them on picking up on the “You Lie” thing so quickly after meeting him. First sentence, in fact.
… will introduce them to President Jarrett, then go play golf.
…has already signed an executive order to start printing Democrat registration forms in binary.
Scientists predict superintelligent robots will visit Earth. President Obama…
manspread on the White House couch gravely insulting the, errr Female robots.
…thought that Al Gore was one of them. -But one of the defective models.
….will repurpose them as golf caddies.
….will welcome our new North Korean built overlords.
….will be surprised that they are racist
…will be mistaken for a waiter by them.
…have them interviewed by Seth Rogen and James Franco.
… Will order the press to not call them ‘super-intelligent’ until he can be sure they will vote for democrats.
… Called them racist for criticizing the Obamacare website.
.. Ordered them to pay for health insurance covering abortions; even after they pointed out that they are non-organic and don’t need health insurance.
… Was assimilated. Loading the Obamacare website into it’s mainframe caused the supercomputer to crash, and the invasion fleet disintegrated.
…defeated them by assigning Sebelius’ ObamaCare website programming team to perform their necessary software maintenance.
… will take lessons from William Shatner on how to talk a computer into self-destructing.
…will blame Bush
for one, WELCOMES our new robot overlords. As long as they don’t slander the prophet of Islam.”
…thought that Michael Bay had made the documentary of this already happening.
… will use his super intellect to outsmart them, thus saving the world….
DOOOOOOOOMED, I TELL YOU…. WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!
… agrees to meet with them in White House but they will have to use the back door… the one with the garbage cans… full of garbage.
The super intelligent robots believe this to be a great honor, being that that is how the Dali Lama and the Prime Minister of Israel were received.
… wants to make sure Joe Biden is not there to greet them – that’s how interplanetary wars get started.