The Christmas Story (1983) A schoolchild obsessed with obtaining a firearm violently assaults his neighborhood antagonist (children/holiday)

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) December 2, 2014

So as I understand it, Atticus Finch is now the bad guy in "To Kill A Mockingbird," because he doubted a story about rape.

— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) December 2, 2014

"When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles, uphill both ways, to get to school!" My grandpa says, recalling his years at M.C. Escher High.

— Glenn (@justabloodygame) December 2, 2014

saw a couple kissing in public so I screamed STOP PRETENDING EVERYTHING ISN'T TERRIBLE

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) December 2, 2014

Are we still pretending Terrence Howard's absence from "Iron Man 2" wasn't a Ferguson-worthy event?

— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) December 2, 2014