Problem with religious liberty is it gets in way of important secular principle of the government being able to force you to do stuff.

Joe Biden couldn’t make it to the Paris march as he was busy with something important and had Shrinky Dinks in the oven.

Know how much money we’re wasting a year turning Joe Biden into a cyborg? $80 for construction paper and markers so he can make design plans.

For a comedian, how much time should you spend making fun of things versus telling people what isn’t funny and shouldn’t be made fun of?

I got my Texas driver’s license. I guess that means I’m officially a Texan now. Yoo-hee! …as we Texans say.

I’m a conservative Christian. I’m constantly offended by everything, and yet I’ve barely ever murdered anyone.

I don’t even know the last time I’ve watched a prime time show without being offended.

I’ve looked into feminism, but it still seems like the patriarchy has much more to offer me.

Is there a website that lists all the aspects of white privilege? Like are there discounts I’m missing?

I think a good secular way to refer to the founder of Islam would be “Muhammad Prime.”