Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of going to the anti-terror rally in Paris, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of going to the anti-terror rally in Paris, President Obama…
…went to the Pro-Terror Rally…by mistake [wink, wink]
… stayed home and watched My Little Pony reruns.
… planned his next vacation.
… went to the pro-terror rally in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.
…ate a dog.
…got really baked and totally forgot.
…sat in the Oval Office, repeating “L’etat c’est moi” over and over.
…sulked because Nanny Valerie wouldn’t let him go out and play.
…tripped over his “personal” rug…five times…toward Mecca.
Symbolically defeated terrorism by courageously tackling today’s front nine.
golfed.
…attended the Grand Opening of the new PGA Superstore in Orlando.
@TheHat…. oop, I quickly scanned for the word golf, and missed that you essentially said, ‘golf’
…designed his cover submission for Charlie Hebdo, a cartoon of Chris Christie with a sign reading, “I am Charlie Tuna”
…told Kerry to look more French at his next Muslim appeasement conference.
…sent Biden who got lost looking for the beach in Utah.
…spent the day trying to learn “hands up, don’t shoot” in French.
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Instead of Going to the Anti-Terror Rally in Paris, President Obama…
…and Joe envisioned themselves as “Black Bart and The Waco Kid”. Then they got a big laugh saying John Boehner was Governor William J. Lepetomane.
…slept in late because he could.
Choomed and shroomed.
Stayed home and clipped coupons.
Caught up on his Facebook likes and comments.
Spent the weekend cutting loose threads from his clothing.
Choomed and shroomed.
…snacked on Iranian caviar and smoked Cuban cigars.
…played tiddly winks with Valarie.
…tried to organize an anti-Bush rally.
Instead of going to the anti-terror rally in Paris, President Obama…
… renamed his signature legislation ObamaCAIR, as a sign of solidarity to his puppet masters.
… met with Al Sharpton to plan the next two years worth of pro-terror rallies.
… ate one of Mooch’s school lunches so he could legitimately call in sick.
. . . got baked at the fried dog cook-off.
…looked over the guest list and decided he didn’t want a selfie with any of them.
…was embarrassed to be seen with Netanyahu.
…could not be convinced the refreshments would be Halal.
…blamed it on Congressional Republicans preventing him from going by locking the keys to Air Force One inside the plane.
…claimed, “I really meant to go, honest… I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.”
…fiddled.
…well, it’s reported he watched football. But we all know that’s ridiculous. Like when did THAT start? Huh?
. . . watched cartoons starring Pepe Le Pew (Valerie Jarrett told him that Pepe was the French President)
. . . played tic-tac-toe with Joe Biden all afternoon, and lost
. . . smashed a teacup with a three-iron when the kitchen staff brought the things for tea time, thinking that they had said “tee time”
. . . visited his Auntie Terror in Hawaii, and got a few round of golf in while he was there.
…counter protested an anti-golf protest in Georgia.
Instead of going to the anti-terror rally in Paris, President Obama…
told them he would only attend if it was renamed “Anti-workplace violence” rally.
cleaned out that little pan under the refrigerator.
reorganized his sock drawer.
laughed.
… spent the day in the bathroom with a magnifying glass, tweezers and a feather, trying to find something he lost years ago.
Instead of Going to the Anti-Terror Rally in Paris, President Obama…
explained to the nation that “If I dont get in my 18 holes then the Terrorists have won!”